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cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

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nointerrruption:

"enjoy your movie"

"you too"

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"enjoy your meal"

"you too"

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April 14, 2014   55,573 notes

repllicunt:

argentourage:

what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags

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hagridscabin:

myladyfire:

Ghost rolled in some sidewalk chalk.

This always makes me really happy.

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April 13, 2014   75,287 notes
splinteryourspine:

u gon let me in or nah

splinteryourspine:

u gon let me in or nah

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teamunitednerds:

charlesoberonn:

jontheangel:

nishlo:

shark lava and boy girl

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a bigender superhero and a shark partner literally made of lava

I like how Boygirl doesn’t seem to have any superpower besides being bigender.

If you ride a shark made out of lava you really don’t need any powers do you

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xekstrin:

boxed-naga:

fuzzykitty01:

Can’t tell if Disney Princess or supreme overlord of evil.

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

"u gonna finish that"

xekstrin:

boxed-naga:

fuzzykitty01:

Can’t tell if Disney Princess or supreme overlord of evil.

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

"u gonna finish that"

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